Friday, February 08, 2008

happy birthday


My dearest little two-headed boy,

I love you, little two-headed boy.
Little two-headed boy, I love you.
Yes I do.

And one day
the little two-headed boy will die
and his ashes will fly
from the aeroplane over the sea.
And when we meet on a cloud,
he’ll be laughing out loud.
He’ll be laughing with everyone he sees.
Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all.

Sweet little two-headed boy,
put on your Sunday shoes
and dance around the room.
I love you.
Baby carrot flower, happy tenth birthday.

Love,
A Place Where Some Holy Spectacle Lies

95 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:09 AM

    geez...

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  3. Anonymous12:30 AM

    where are you, jesus? the world needs you

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  4. i don't know where he is Anonymous, but you should fear for us all

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  5. Anonymous2:17 PM

    happy birthday for you hehehe

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  7. Anonymous5:19 PM

    Great blog... similar humor found here.

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  8. Hey, Lord. Happy resurrection.

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  9. Anonymous4:06 AM

    dude! where are you? we miss you!!

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  10. Anonymous5:07 PM

    where are you?

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  11. Anonymous5:31 AM

    The 2-head little baby and your post are so touching. I am crying now...

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  12. Anonymous4:23 AM

    don't come and display signs of you being Jesus Christ when you're not even the slightest bit close to Him. i stand on the word of God believing in the 2nd coming of Christ and i know for sure you're not the one. thank God i'm awake in my spiritual senses to discern the false nonsensical lies you've been telling in your blog

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  13. Anonymous1:59 PM

    You guys are all nuts!
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  14. Anonymous4:51 PM

    I love that song.

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  15. Anonymous8:27 PM

    Hi,

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  18. Anonymous9:21 PM

    This is the first time I ever seen this blog and I read you've mashed up Neutral Milk Hotel lyrics, so cool.

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  36. Dear Brother / Sister in Christ
    Our Lord Jesus in a special message would like to bring all sects of Christians under one fold to revive peace. To view the messages click www.tlig.org to unify the dates of Easter join the community in www.onedate.org Please send this e-mail to your friends as well.
    You can find our Lord Jesus message for unifying the dates if Easter in the following link
    http://tlig.org/en/messages/1073/
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    "may they be one in Us, as You are in Me and I am in You, so that the world may believe it was You who sent Me;" 5 this supplication uttered by My divine Lips is echoing every second from heaven still; My Words intonated were meant that the whole of the creation must be affected into a spiritual unity and not a unity by a signed treaty; to fulfil My Words the churches must seek first humility and love, graces that can be obtained through the Holy Spirit and through a great repentance(see: http://tlig.org/en/messages/1073/)"

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