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Friday, February 08, 2008

happy birthday

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My dearest little two-headed boy, I love you, little two-headed boy. Little two-headed boy, I love you. Yes I do. And one day the little two...
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Heath and Me

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The heart of Jesus is breaking all the time. It comes with the job. If I am going to know the hearts of man, it’s going to hurt. I jus...
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Friday, January 18, 2008

The Rise and Fall and Rise of Juno

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Juno is an almost perfect film. I know this because I know perfection. I am perfection. Juno is almost perfection. Which is what makes t...
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Monday, January 07, 2008

NO NEED TO SHOUT

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Every so often, somebody likes to yell at Me in My blog comments. Rarely do I respond via this blog. However, I would like to respond a re...
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Monday, December 31, 2007

Jesus Christ's Best of 2007

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Jesus Christ’s Favorite Albums of 2007 14. Bloc Party – A Weekend In the City I love this album. It’s sounds like a smarter Coldplay… whic...
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Friday, December 28, 2007

Alright

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I'll keep blogging. Best of 2007 to come shortly!
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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Anybody Out There?

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Hope you enjoyed My birthday. I've been busy. I love you. Should I start updating again, or just let this blog die (only to come back...
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Saturday, October 13, 2007

21 Reasons Why Jesus Christ loves In Rainbows

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21 Reasons Why Jesus Christ loves In Rainbows by Radiohead 1. Since Kid A, Radiohead became a band I respect more than lo...
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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

This Is How The World Ends

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Hey followers of me who don’t professionally study weather patterns, quit trying to sound like you know what you’re talking about regarding ...
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Kathy Griffin and Me

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12 Ways I Actually Did Help Kathy Griffin Win An Emmy Stopped that bear from finding her when she was on that hike. Air. Almost...
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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Black Kate Moss

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Many of you have been throwing prayers up my way, asking for a black Kate Moss. For a guy who knows absolutely everything, like that time y...
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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Back From The Dead

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Hey! Son of Man here. How are things going? I’ve been offline for the summer and missed you guys. Sorry to disappear like that. Thi...
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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Scars

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The below poem was emailed to Me, and I was given permission to reprint it here anonymously. I've missed you all very much. -JC Scars W...
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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Hallelujah, whatever

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Once you become friends with Me, part of Me literally moves into your body. I can do that. I’m very powerful. So, that part of Me help...
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Friday, May 04, 2007

45 Nights In Prison

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T-Shirt companies! On your mark!!! Get Set!!!! GO!!!!!! Ladies and gentlemen, now that Paris Hilton has been sentenced to 45 day...
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Nine Inch Nails? I Wish!

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They were at least ten inches, but more like a twelve. Anyway, I’ve never been a huge Nine Inch Nails fan. Back in the day, I bought P...
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Monday, April 23, 2007

Youtube Indie Rock Acoustic Guitar Girls

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I’m a harp fan. That’s why I hold Joanna Newsom so close to My heart. All My favorite oldies were written for Me on a harp. If I had...
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Thursday, April 12, 2007

King Solomon Reviews Grindhouse

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I’ve yet to see Grindhouse. Not because it’s too graphic for Jesus, after all, My life story was made into one of the more violent films ev...
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

I'm Weeping, Too

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Here’s how it works. You steer your way through life, and I tweak things around to make sure we all get to the same ending. I know how the...
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Friday, March 23, 2007

I Will Make You Fishers Of Cat

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I used to love fishing. It made for such a classic analogy. However, I was a fan of fishing with nets. However, no other type of fis...
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