What Would Jesus Blog?

My dearest little two-headed boy, I love you, little two-headed boy. Little two-headed boy, I love you. Yes I do. And one day the little two...

The heart of Jesus is breaking all the time. It comes with the job. If I am going to know the hearts of man, it’s going to hurt. I jus...

Juno is an almost perfect film. I know this because I know perfection. I am perfection. Juno is almost perfection. Which is what makes t...

Every so often, somebody likes to yell at Me in My blog comments. Rarely do I respond via this blog. However, I would like to respond a re...

Jesus Christ’s Favorite Albums of 2007 14. Bloc Party – A Weekend In the City I love this album. It’s sounds like a smarter Coldplay… whic...

I'll keep blogging. Best of 2007 to come shortly!

Hope you enjoyed My birthday. I've been busy. I love you. Should I start updating again, or just let this blog die (only to come back...

21 Reasons Why Jesus Christ loves In Rainbows by Radiohead 1. Since Kid A, Radiohead became a band I respect more than lo...

Hey followers of me who don’t professionally study weather patterns, quit trying to sound like you know what you’re talking about regarding ...

12 Ways I Actually Did Help Kathy Griffin Win An Emmy Stopped that bear from finding her when she was on that hike. Air. Almost...

Many of you have been throwing prayers up my way, asking for a black Kate Moss. For a guy who knows absolutely everything, like that time y...

Hey! Son of Man here. How are things going? I’ve been offline for the summer and missed you guys. Sorry to disappear like that. Thi...

The below poem was emailed to Me, and I was given permission to reprint it here anonymously. I've missed you all very much. -JC Scars W...

Once you become friends with Me, part of Me literally moves into your body. I can do that. I’m very powerful. So, that part of Me help...

T-Shirt companies! On your mark!!! Get Set!!!! GO!!!!!! Ladies and gentlemen, now that Paris Hilton has been sentenced to 45 day...

They were at least ten inches, but more like a twelve. Anyway, I’ve never been a huge Nine Inch Nails fan. Back in the day, I bought P...

I’m a harp fan. That’s why I hold Joanna Newsom so close to My heart. All My favorite oldies were written for Me on a harp. If I had...

I’ve yet to see Grindhouse. Not because it’s too graphic for Jesus, after all, My life story was made into one of the more violent films ev...

Here’s how it works. You steer your way through life, and I tweak things around to make sure we all get to the same ending. I know how the...

I used to love fishing. It made for such a classic analogy. However, I was a fan of fishing with nets. However, no other type of fis...