Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Kathy Griffin and Me

12 Ways I Actually Did Help Kathy Griffin Win An Emmy

  1. Stopped that bear from finding her when she was on that hike.
  2. Air.
  3. Almost made her a really funny meerkat.
  4. Made sure they made an Emmy category for both “Outstanding Reality Program” and “Outstanding Reality Competition Program.”
  5. Stopped the creation of the show “Steve Martin: My Life On The B List.”
  6. Positioned the moon to allow the tides to aid with water purification.
  7. Helped her humor by making her awkward in Jr. High.
  8. Knew her speech would spark interesting conversation.
  9. Diverted horrific tricycle accident.
  10. Ensured her hardest competition to be the Dog Whisperer.
  11. She was fearfully and wonderfully made.
  12. Died for the salvation of My fellow Jew (in heart).

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At 8:43 PM, Anonymous Ruby Jackson said...

That was pretty rude. Worse than when people say 'nya nya nya' to the guy who dumped them in high school. She should apologize.

 
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At 2:04 PM, Anonymous Victoria said...

I thought Kathy was raised Catholic, not Jewish...she's always complaining about it on the show.

 
At 2:45 AM, Blogger Harrison said...

Which wold you rather have? A non-Christian celebrity thank God when they worship their own stardom and literally make an idol out of the statue they're given? Or, a non-Christian celebrity not thank God and instead, just come right out and worship the idol? It seems just as bad to me. Maybe worse for the celebrities to pay lip service to a God they don't believe in. You have to like Kathy Griffin's honesty, no?

 
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At 7:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a Christian this was a slap in the face. This has been passed around at work. I am with my co-workers I won't watch "anything" she has a part in. I never did think she was that funny anyway so it is not a great loss.

 
At 2:03 AM, Anonymous Sue said...

Kathy,
You know the one that sucks? That would be you. You are a disgrace! I won't watch anything that you have a part in. Burn!

 
At 2:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kathy,

LOVED your speech! The fact that people are freaking out about it makes it even funnier! Don't they realize that this is EXACTLY what you were hoping would happen- that a lot of uppity Christians would misconstrue what you were saying and freak out? Instead of apologizing for what you said, you should thank your new fans for making you a bigger star... you have officially been promoted to a "C-List Celebrity" in my book! Congrats on your success in controversy!

 
At 10:15 PM, Blogger Alyssa said...

hey who ever the anonymus at 2:44pm said... you are full of crap and i pray that GOD have mercy on your soul! Judgement day, you will realize, just like Kathy will, that you will reap what you sow....

 
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