Kathy Griffin and Me
12 Ways I Actually Did Help Kathy Griffin Win An Emmy
- Stopped that bear from finding her when she was on that hike.
- Almost made her a really funny meerkat.
- Made sure they made an Emmy category for both “Outstanding Reality Program” and “Outstanding Reality Competition Program.”
- Stopped the creation of the show “Steve Martin: My Life On The B List.”
- Positioned the moon to allow the tides to aid with water purification.
- Helped her humor by making her awkward in Jr. High.
- Knew her speech would spark interesting conversation.
- Diverted horrific tricycle accident.
- Ensured her hardest competition to be the Dog Whisperer.
- She was fearfully and wonderfully made.
- Died for the salvation of My fellow Jew (in heart).