Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Nine Inch Nails? I Wish!

They were at least ten inches, but more like a twelve. Anyway, I’ve never been a huge Nine Inch Nails fan. Back in the day, I bought Pretty Hate Machine and thought “Head Like A Hole” was pretty amazing, but “Something I Can Never Have” just sounded like a bad possible future Johnny Cash cover (glad he went with the other one).

Pretty Hate Machine had lots of kinda interesting anti-Christian symbolism that mostly just came off as a middle finger up at Me, so as you might imagine, it didn’t enter My holy tape deck too often. For those of you kiddies in seminary that have cool teachers that let you write about “secular culture”, this album is an A+ term paper just waiting to be written.

I’ve been listening to Trent’s new album lately, Year Zero, and despite the mostly positive reviews, I still feel a little too much of that middle finger to enjoy this. However, I’ve been loving his new marketing approach, which many of you might already know about. Trent has been very sneaky getting this album hype all stirred up, and to My surprise, his boldest move has not really been getting too much blog attention. That’s why I, the son of Man, am surprising even Myself (not really) by writing up a Nine Inch Nails themed post. And here, ladies and gentlemen, is why…

That crazy Trent Reznor has snuck into and is now the lead singer of the contemporary country band Little Texas! That’s right, the band that brought you “God Bless Texas” is now fronted by Mr. Trent “The Crow is my favorite movie” Reznor! I wouldn’t believe it Myself if I hadn’t seen their new video with My own two plankless eyes. Check it out for yourself over at iFilm. The iFilm site might make you sit through a commercial first, but it is well worth it to see NIN’s Trent Reznor singing a country ballad with Little Texas as his backing band. That Trent Reznor, what will he think of next?

35 Comments:

At 3:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus on a cross and 9 inch nails - now that's classic :)

 
At 2:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is the most arrogant blog I've ever read. Pretending to blog the words of God? Unbelievable. I thought it might be tongue-in-cheek, at first, but it's not even funny. Seriously, dude. Get off your high horse.

 
At 9:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck your fictitious god fuck the president fuck this unjust corporate led country and it's sheeple that vote only based on their views of their perverted religion and fuck you. i personally hold all you holy fucks responsible for all the death we've seen. freedom bless america.

 
At 12:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats not trent reznor. trust me im a very huge big fan of nine inch nails. all their music does give the middle finger but thats why trent is really close with manson. reasons thats not renzor. after coming clean he was still very skinny that guys chubby. the video was made in early 2007. trent had his head shaved by then after [with teeth]release and got a lot more buff. i saw trent on the with teeth tour with his shaved head in 2006 and your hair can't grow that long in a short amount of time. sorry to tell ya but yea its not trent... looks like him but not him. trents voice is way different.

 
At 5:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

btw nine inch nails got their name because people use to use nine inch nails to seal the top of a coffin to the rest. and also cause trent at the time it sounded cool and could be abbreviated easily. NIN ftw

 
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At 3:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am just so glad that someone who points out “Me” and “Myself” in every sentence (with a capital M, off course) has so many wise things to say about my favorite band. Really, if you haven`t open my eyes, with your word of god- that is blog of god- my life could have been lost.
Now, seriously, stop imbaracing yourself by writing about things you know nothing about, please. It makes me feel ashamed to live in the same world with people as shallow as a person who could write something like this.

 
At 4:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy guacamole! [not really]

blog... it's a blog... not once in there did it say "my church's website is godhatesfags.com" (that's a real church's real website by the way) nor did it say "My Blog supercedes all previous writings" or even that it compares to it. a combination of facetiousness with real knowledge is all. stop hating on Jesus. he doesn't hate on you.

got your back, JC

Noah
[really, my name's Noah]

 
At 8:11 PM, Blogger -- said...

No... that's Dwayne O'Brien. Sorry, you petty, arrogant Christian, you're wrong once again.

 
At 10:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your blog is basically, pretty fucking retarded... try doing some background work before you just start posting up shit that supports your idea. Sorry, but some of us are smarter than a carrot, you'll have to try harder than that.

P.S. people like you are the reason animals devourer there young, because they see they are unfit for the real world. Keep lying to yourself, of course god is real, thats why children get leukemia or thousands die of starvation... hell yeah that's my god.
Love. Mary

 
At 8:19 PM, Blogger Wolter Hellmund said...

I find it arrogant that you spell Myself, instead of myself. Capital initials in pronouns are only used for holy eminences.

 
At 8:25 PM, Blogger Wolter Hellmund said...

And also, you stupid-assed retarded people that go on blaming God for all the crap that the human being--and your mighty and powerful president bush (who's name I do not want to capitalize, because he doesn't deserve it)--is doing and has done, you are as well even more stupid than the being who wrote this.

Go and do something for the world instead of crying and blaming the Creator. Faggots

 
At 8:27 PM, Blogger Wolter Hellmund said...

Stupid emos

 
At 7:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What would jesus blog.... who gives a shit

Firstly: Did you get permission to publish his logo on your crappy little pic of the naked hippy?

Secondly: Working by your mind set, giving your opinions on the music of Trent you have no knowledge of.. well wouldn't that give me the right to insult your entire fucking wasted faith gay boy?

You should try thinking about your blog and your pretty much dis-proven religion.

 
At 2:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

All of you stick one hand in your mouth and the other in your asshole stfu

Btw trent reznor said theres not reason for the name nine inch naisl other than it sounded cool and could easily be abriviated............Fuckin hate this blog

 
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At 9:26 PM, Blogger Wolter Hellmund said...

Why don't you fucking stick it in your own fucking filthy mouth you cheap ass bitch, you are a piece of shit yourself so shut the FUCK up you asswhole
I hope that one day you fucking rectum-born shit-face get yourself some balls and not put yourself as an anonymous

I wish jesus came back and mashed your ear-waxed head with the hammer of justice and rammed your head against the wall of shame you fucking pork-anus eater, you insane mother fucker

 
At 5:08 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

I cant wait to see Trent at voodoo in New Orleans. its always great to see people play their home towns. NIN always puts on a great show, but its a completely different level when its in New Orleans. Check out these videos of past NIN voodoo performances. http://www.thetenthritual.com/?content=video

 
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