Do You Believe In Rapture?
Jesus Christ's Rapture Mix EP
01 Anthony And The Johnsons – Rapture.mp3
02 Laura Veirs – Rapture.mp3
03 R.E.M. – It’s The End Of The World…(Acoustic).mp3
04 Sonic Youth – Do You Believe In Rapture.mp3
It actually does start with an earthquake, but not quite like one you’ve ever felt before… kinda like how the world has really only seen one great flood, the earthquake will be similar to that. Anyway, I’m not a huge fan of using My return as a scare tactic to make you My friend, but the fact that I am stopping by there pretty soon and taking all My friends back up here with Me should lead you to consider adding Me on your Myspace or something… you know, just in case.
Some of My followers are really into talking about when I’m going to show up down there again and, trust Me, it will definitely be something to talk about. However pushing the “it’s the end of the world as we know it” tactic verses the “I think God is head over heals in love with you” tactic will probably not add too many to the party up here.
There’s a ton more rapture related songs, but these four best fit My mood(the calm before the storm, if you will). And below are some examples of rapture videos that probably don’t quite help out My cause too much…
God bless Youtube. I think this last one is from 6 Feet Under... and it's a little racey (or "sinny" if you will).
9 Comments:
Jesus,
Lately I've been kinda examining my belief in "the rapture." I've always believed in it, but over the last few months I've noticed some compelling evidence in the bible and in history that suggest most of the events recorded in Revelations by John, were actually contemporary events (and most early christians read it as such).
So what's the deal? And when/if you find out when you're coming back, can you text message me like 10 minutes before, so I can get ready? Wait-make that 25 minutes.
It's really only American Evangelical Christianity that could take one of the most symbolically cryptic books of the bible, and read it word-for-word literally. The concept of millions of mouth-breathing Kansans just disappearing one day does sound verrry attractive though. That might almost be a selling point for Christianity, if I didn't have to spend eternity with them.
The Rapture sounds boring anyways. I can't wait to see the Whore of Babylon riding a multi-headed beast. I hear she really puts out.
Any chance you could reupload REM's It's the End of the World (acoustic) on a different server? I know everyone is having problems with EZArchive...
Thanks!
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