Wednesday, October 03, 2007

This Is How The World Ends


Hey followers of me who don’t professionally study weather patterns, quit trying to sound like you know what you’re talking about regarding the possibility of their not being a current global warming problem. Don’t quote Christian radio or pastors and try to sound like you are an expert on this. Especially if you have not yet sat through An Inconvenient Truth. I understand that Al Gore is a liberal, but I love him just as much as you… so back off him. He has done more homework on the subject than you, so the least you should do, if you plan on convincing others that global warming is a sham, is to watch the film and let him explain to you some of his reasons behind why he thinks the world is slowly dying… unless you don’t believe that. Unless, somehow, you’ve interpreted My biography in a way that doesn’t have your planet ending poorly. Many of you argue points that the film already has clearly explained, thus making you sound like a clanging symbol circa five years ago. Take care of my gift to you.

PS – extra gold crown for anybody who can name what film the above image is from!

34 Comments:

At 2:42 AM, Blogger Harrison Mooney said...

Hi Jesus: Al Gore is a knob. You should never have created him. But I appreciate your unique vision and, of course, your holy plan, so I'll leave it alone. He might be right, after all--it's just that he's just such an attention-whore.

Oh, and the above image looks like it's from X-Files: Fight the Future, but I could be wrong. If it isn't, you should watch that movie anyway. You'd like it, Jesus, although it seems to imply you're not particularly real.

 
At 10:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

are u guys crazy!?! ur not jesus. get over it. jesus wouldnt make a corny website like this.

 
At 11:55 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

X-FILES?!?!?!? That's from John Carpenter's "The Thing" of course!

 
At 5:56 AM, Blogger ~pen~ said...

i think *anonymous* was al gore.

 
At 4:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus rocks.

And of course Al Gore is right.

Now Jesus, can you do something about the Chinese toy companies. They're really making me sad.

 
At 7:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://epw.senate.gov/hearing_statements.cfm?id=246766

Jesus needs to read! And stop believeing a guy trained as a lawyer/politician turned suddden climatologist. Science people... not politics!!!

 
At 9:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo, Jesus Blog man, what up?

Like your approach and respect your realness about situations in life rather than just kicking around pointless doctrine and theory that could never be proved one way are the other anyways.

I did not watch Gore's "award winning performance" of An Inconvenient Truth. for a few reasons,
1. He has one of the worst voices ever recorded.
2. He is a piggy back man, not good, not bad, just hitching a ride of whatever bandwagon can carry him the furthest.
3. He deserves about as much credit for that Pulitzer as I a cameraman would. (I thought that award was only given to those that actually created a life changing idea or object)

I know what you are thinking, "But he enlightened us." No, whoever did all that research and studied it because they sacrificed years of their lives learning how to research as Scientists, created it. Now to play Devil's Advocate.
I have no doubt that the world is killing itself, but didn't that decay start in the Garden of Eden when our ultimate fore father screwed up and introduced sin into the world? Just a thought.
If you want to respond to me, you can on my Myspace page which is,
myspace.com/GrayTim
Thanks for the thought provokingness, you rock and keep it up. Ry

 
At 1:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, listen to the politician blaming us for global warming who's willing to sell us his carbon credits to save the earth. But hey, politicians would never lie to push their own agenda, right?

 
At 11:29 AM, Blogger Mentok said...

I think both sides are hopelessly mired in propaganda, agenda and ad hominem arguments.

Most particularly, who do the "skeptics" send in to counter lawyer/politician Al Gore? Why, Michael Crichton, a novelist/doctor who writes convincingly well-researched science fiction stories about dinosaur cloning and time travel. Well, there's a clash of titans, eh?

I personally don't have a sniff about the science but I know a lot of real-life climate scientists, big time nerds who are holed up doing heavy research and who are neither media dandies nor corporate shills. I've found, significantly, that their views are more moderate, balanced and reasonable, to wit:

- climate change is definitely happening
- partly this is natural and can't be stopped
- human GHG emissions play a significant part, but no one knows for sure exactly to what degree they are responsible.
- Anyone who says he is "sure" about the causes, timing or extent of climate change is talking out his ass, because human understanding of climate systems just isn't that good (otherwise, we'd get better weather forecasts)
- aggressively decreasing GHG emissions is a very good idea, since they're only making things worse, but:
- even if we banned the automobile and went back to living in caves, climate change wouldn't stop
- this won't "kill the planet"; the planet has been through much worse; it will, however, challenge our ability to adapt
- many of the negative effects of climate change could, in theory, be significantly mitigated by an aggressive campaign of building dams, retaining walls and water storage systems
- very little of this adaptation work is being done, because people are too busy running around being hysterical and predicting the end of the world

So there you have it: the Middle Path on climate change.

 
At 7:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That image is from spies like us. Oldie, but goodie.

 
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My guess is that the image is from Superman. Please email me the AU2 and thanks, Jesus.

 
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