Friday, February 10, 2006

Be Mine


Sup, Beloved? I love you! Happy Valentine’s Day. I made you a mix tape. You miss Me and you long for Me and you wish I spoke to you more often than you think I do. I’m sorry for that. You have it hard down there. I’m right there with you though, I’m just hard to feel some times. Look for Me, I’m right there, look.

I think about you all the time, and this mix tape has some songs that remind Me of you. Imagine and play along, if you will, that all these lyrics are from Me and it is Me singing these songs to you. Not all the lyrics fit The Word of God perfectly, so please don’t take this to be Scripture… but, honestly, a lot of these lyrics are pretty close. You mean a lot to me, and I hope these songs remind you of how much I care about you. It took Me six days to create the world, but it took nine months to cook up you. I know the number of hairs on your head and I count your eyelashes, secretly.

Too cheesy? Yeah, maybe a little. Sorry about that. I just want you to have a great Valentine’s Day. Remember I love you, and I hope these songs can help you think about your Number 1 Fan. Forget Me not.

UPDATE: ALL LINKS REMOVED, BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN I LOVE YOU ANY LESS.

Here’s the whole mix in one handy zip folder…
VA - Jesus Christs' Heavenly Love Songs (2006).zip

Or Track by Track…
01. Eels - Theme For A Pretty Girl That Makes You Believe God Exists

02. Mull Historical Society – Hope Intro.

03. Clem Snide - I'l Be Your Mirror
I know I plug this song a lot, but the lyrics are so dead on how I feel about you.
04. Ash - There's A Star

05. Jeff Tweedy - I'm the Man that Loves You (acoustic)

06. Of Montreal - Everything Disappears

07. The Jayhawks – Smile

08. Mull Historical Society - How Bout I Love You More

09. Pedro the Lion - Breadwinner You
This one is a little rough lyrically, but you can take it.
10. Gorky's Zygotic Mynci - Easy Love

11. Idlewild - Welcome Home

12. Johnny and June Cash - Pack Up Your Sorrows

13. Half Handed Cloud - We Are Not Orphaned

14. Eels - Something Is Sacred

15. Brandi Carlile - Closer to you
“Seasons change and I do too.”…lyrically, not quite true, but oh that chorus!
16. Colin Meloy - I Know Very Well How I Got My Name

17. Jeff Magnum - I Love How You Love Me

18. Iron and Wine - Dearest Forsaken (live)

19. Over The Rhine - I Want You to Be My Love

20. Ryan Adams – Blossom

21. The Microphones - My Roots are Strong and Deep

22. Natalie Merchant - Tell Yourself

23. Sinead O'Connor - In This Heart

24. Michael Stipe and Chris Martin - In The Sun
The cocky Chris Martin quote at the end of this song, not from Me. I've heard better.
25. Chris Mills - You Are My Favorite Song


26. Jolie Holland - Amen

Happy Valentine's Day!

23 Comments:

At 1:15 AM, Blogger Casey Dorrell said...

Two Eels songs? I think I may have to convert. What Church is on best terms with you these days?

 
At 1:49 AM, Blogger wwjblog said...

Casey, I really like the Churches that focus on Me. It's not so much the contemporary vs. traditional argument as much as if they are trying to work on their relationships with Me. This means the Baptists are out. Just kidding! Baptists can take that sort of joke. That is why I didn't say Presbyterians. Just kidding again! Seriously though Casey, don't rush out to find a Church to get close to me, just talk to Me. That's a good first step. You can tackle the whole which type of Church to go to dilemma later. And then when you're ready, go to a Methodist one. Just kidding! Those guys don't know it, but they have all been worshiping Satan for years. Just kidding! Aghh.. Jesus is in a kidding mood right now. I'll cut it out. Seriously though Casey, spend more time with Me. I'll bless you... which is kinda a big deal (not to brag).

 
At 2:28 PM, Blogger Dodge said...

Thanks Jeebus!!! great mix! I'll link it up.

 
At 5:29 PM, Blogger Jenn said...

Thanks Jesus! You rule. I love the songs. I'm your #1 fan too.

 
At 1:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the love, Jesus - I've been listening to your mix all day - great songs. Jolie Holland makes me feel romantic and old-timey.

 
At 1:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the beautiful music Jesus! I love you too.

 
At 9:40 AM, Blogger Daniel said...

Thanks for the mix Jesus. You introduced me to some great new music.

 
At 2:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you Jesus, who knew a fictional story character could have such fine fine taste in music.

 
At 12:05 AM, Blogger Amy Witt said...

Cleaned house, cared for my children and loved my family with the mix in the background. Makes the day go so much better. Thanks. Tell my mom I miss her.

 
At 12:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great mix! I do have to say though that Chris Martin may or may not be cocky, but since he didn't write "In the Sun" (and therefore isn't complimenting himself) that this particular quote isn't cocky.

 
At 12:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great mix! I do have to say though that Chris Martin may or may not be cocky, but since he didn't write "In the Sun" (and therefore isn't complimenting himself) that this particular quote isn't cocky.

 
At 6:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not working, I think the linkls are dead....

hmmmm.

 
At 12:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chris Martin's actually talking about "Nightswimming," the song that followed "In the Sun" in the set.

Still an exaggeration, by my standards, but certainly a more reasonable pronouncement.

 
At 3:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus I think I love you. Thanks.

 
At 1:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awww man Jesus... any chance you might put this back up? I tried to download it and apparently Satan's minions conspired to corrupt the file. If You won't repost it, perhaps one of your deciples has a way I can partake of this audial Eucharist.

Blessed be,
One of the flock.

 
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please, link it! I found it amazing, but it is quite impossible to download these songs on web, I can't find it! Link it.. please...

 
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