Jesus' Top 10 Taco Bell Sauce Packet Quotes

From reading My biographies, you could probably guess I'm a HUGE fan of Taco Bell. After My sermon on the mount, I would argue it's pretty obvious. So, I was having lunch there today in the body of a 52 year old overweight Asian woman, and I just couldn't help but laugh at some of the odd things written on their sauce packets. There were dozens of different ones, but I decided to pick My top 10, then bring them back to My computer, scan them into a jpg image, photoshop them all into seperate images, mess with the contrast and file size, and then annoyingly attempt to upload them here in some sort of order... for you to possibly find enjoyable, too. Some of these seem straight out of Proverbs, and some don't. Well, most don't, but if they ever make a Proverbs part 2 (Second Proverbs, if you will), these should be considered... well, no they shouldn't, but they still made Me smile and I spent so much time trying to figure out how to get this onto My blog that now I'm just trying to justify that My time was well spent instead of paying attention to those hurricanes... which I will get to later because I can go backward and forward in time so I'm in no ruch. And so, without further ado... My top 10 Taco Bell Sause Packet Quotes!