Tuesday, April 11, 2006

The Easter Bunny Hates You


Well, My big day is coming up! You gotta admit, a Raising From The Dead day is so much cooler than a Birthday... no offense. A lot of you will get a Raising From The Dead day too, so don't think I'm rubbing it in. If there's one thing I hate about My special days, it's stuff getting in the way of you thinking about Me. That is why Yours Truly, Jesus Christ, is not a fan of the Easter Bunny. Not only does he try to steal My thunder, but he also hates you. Want proof? Click here and see the horror for yourself!



Fact: Punching is always cooler with punching sound effects.

3 Comments:

At 2:16 PM, Blogger Cassandra said...

My theory is that the Knights who say "Ni!" had the spiritual gift of tongues, and were given special messages from God to warn others of the Easter Bunny's wickedness. If only they'd had a translator...

 
At 6:21 PM, Blogger Lee M. Krempel said...

Holy Mother of - You! That vid was almost as magnificent as seeing Magnolia or Jurassic Park for the first time! Nay-it eclipses those moments.

 
At 7:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yep, this one is definitely worth sharing. thanks, JC.

 

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