Saturday, October 13, 2007

21 Reasons Why Jesus Christ loves In Rainbows

21 Reasons Why Jesus Christ loves In Rainbows by Radiohead

1. Since Kid A, Radiohead became a band I respect more than love. Now, I am madly in love with them once again.

2. Loved the feeling of us again waiting together for a release date.

3. The song Nude.

4. Hearing on October 1st that we would have the new album in 10 days.

5. Hearing Thom Yorke echoing the word “dance” in Jigsaw Falling Into Place.

6. The scissors sound throughout Reckoner.

7. The joy of paying a price I think this album is worth.

8. The surprise of hearing Thom Yorke sing “I just wanna be your lover.”

9. The album length.

10. Thom Yorke reintroducing melody.

11. The song Faust Arp

12. The hints of Paranoid Android rock at the end of Bodysnatchers.

13. CD 2 in December.

14. Nothing but mp3s in the zip folder.

15. The light fear that the band is somehow now tracking all who put these mp3’s into their iPods.

16. People arguing over it being a publicity stunt.

17. The feeling of the album being a gift.

18. The odd sense that the indie kids were all happy together with one album.

19. Wondering what Pitchfork will think of it.

20. The song All I Need.

21. The album points to My invisible qualities, My eternal power and divine nature, which can be clearly seen through this music, and can see Me clearly, so that people who have heard this album are without excuse.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

This Is How The World Ends

Hey followers of me who don’t professionally study weather patterns, quit trying to sound like you know what you’re talking about regarding the possibility of their not being a current global warming problem. Don’t quote Christian radio or pastors and try to sound like you are an expert on this. Especially if you have not yet sat through An Inconvenient Truth. I understand that Al Gore is a liberal, but I love him just as much as you… so back off him. He has done more homework on the subject than you, so the least you should do, if you plan on convincing others that global warming is a sham, is to watch the film and let him explain to you some of his reasons behind why he thinks the world is slowly dying… unless you don’t believe that. Unless, somehow, you’ve interpreted My biography in a way that doesn’t have your planet ending poorly. Many of you argue points that the film already has clearly explained, thus making you sound like a clanging symbol circa five years ago. Take care of my gift to you.

PS – extra gold crown for anybody who can name what film the above image is from!